Corrupt a Wish

Ok, in this game, you tell the group with a wish of yours and the next person has to corrupt it and make a new wish.

example:
Person A- I wish I had a puppy.
Person B- Granted, but it eats twice it's body weight a day.
I wish I had a new computer.
Person C- Granted, but it's slower than your old one......

etc. etc.

... and to start us all off...

I wish I had an XBox 360

(( BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA ))

Granted, but you are now stuck with fifty people.

I wish I didn't have to do essays for my english classes.

granted... but you now have to take all that time you would spend writing essays, reading the dicitonary

I wish Avalon Code made more sense (Passion=FireX3 StoneX3)

Wish granted, but now you don't like it.

I wish I had a chocolate malt right now...

Granted, but that's all you will ever be allowed to drink now.

I wish I had a bigger art tablet for my computer.

Wish granted. *A full size tablet appears in a puff of smoke* But it randomly twists your drawings into something else.

I wish I could find someone to love and be my mate.

((I am suppose to corrupt this? Oh well...))

Wish granted, but they nag you the whole time.

I wish for....another post.

Granted, but you had to wait a long time for it. (lol)

I wish I had a bigger drawing tablet.

Wish granted, but it is a tablet of stone.

I wish for no school tomorrow.

Granted, but that's the only day off for three years.

I wish there was something good on TV atm.

Granted, but the TV breaks.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

Granted, but there's no icecream in the icecream cone.

I wish I had some more songs for my computer.

((Darnit! Foiled again!))

Granted, but you now have eleven.

I wish my internet worked better. XD

Granted! *A puppie appears in a puff of smoke, but it's the size of a bus*

I wish I had a more comfortable bed.

Wish granted, you are given the most comfortable bed in the world, but it is made for elves. >.>

I wish to pass this next Physics test.

Granted, but you now have chicken pox.

I wish I owned a 360.

((you called?))

Wish Granted, but you have already used your wish.

I wish I was more muscular.

Granted, but you can't see past your chest and cant touch your head!

I wish msn never crashed or did the message send error thing.

Wish granted, but now it doesn't work at all.

I wish I didn't live so far away from all my friends.