The Present Game

A quote from a friend of a friend of mine. XD

"This a game we sometimes play in drama at school. It goes like, one person gets an artifact. It can be anything. And they have to give it to someone else as a present. The receiver has to, repeat HAS TO accept them, and they have to say how much they love the gift and what they will do with it before giving a gift of their own to someone else.

eg:
Kaylan: Here Rainstorm, I have a Mushroom Bikini for you!
Rainstorm: Thankyou Kaylan, I love it. I think I'll wear it next time I go to your house for a swim.

Remember, you HAVE to like it, and you HAVE to say what you are going to do with it."

Okay then...

Here...I want you to have this melted cellphone.

Thanks Bella-Rosa, that's great. It's just what I needed to complete my Burnt Out Lightbulb Collection.

In return, take this noisy alarm clock.

Thanks Cody... like all alarm clocks, it fails to wake me but succeeds in placating my mother's ill temper about not getting up on time. Here have this shiny brand spankin' new copy of Avalon Code I just got for you

Whoot! I've been looking for this!
Here, take the cracked coffee mug I use as my pencil/pen holder.

Thank you, I needed a rubber fish to slap people with comically.

Have this rubber chicken.

OMFG just what I needed to make my famous "Rubber Chicken Soup" here have this rubber ducky I no longer need

Yay, bath time is fun again.

Here have this uh...*checks his pockets* umm...Lint.

Spiffy! I can start a fire with this!

Here, take this... uh... fire!

Sweet, I was feeling a little cold. Now I can be warm again.

Take this spork as my thanks.

Oh, thank you. I can cover the dent in the wall.

Here, have this wooden nickel.

Wow thanks! I know someone that will pay big bucks for it.

Here, have this fist full of dollars.

Thanks, I can use this to line my pencil case.

Here, have my broken headphones.

Thanks, I can now have little mini speakers.

Here have this empty burger container.

Thanks, I can recycle it into a hat.

Here, have this hat.

Thanks I will use it as a shoe.

Have this garden gnome.

Cool, thanks. I needed some new undies.

Take this box of socks as reward.

Thanks, now I can make sock puppets and have ear warmers.

Here have this old pickle.

Cool, I can start a compost pile with it!

Here, take these Brittney spears tickets.

Thanks I was running low on TP.

Take this can of milk as a reward.

Thank you. Need more Calcium.

Take this pink umbrella as thanks.

Thanks, I needed something to keep the rain off.

Have this box of Sugar Free Shortbread cookies.