The Awesomest Soft Drink Machine EVER

Another quote from a friend of a friend of mine. heheh

"hehe GAME~!!!

Here's how you play: Your in front of a soft drink machine. Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back! No limits I guess.
eg
Person1: Inserts $1
Person2: You get <insert answer here>
*after the second person gives an answer, they insert something.*

Okay. Got it? Good. I hope this goes well.

I'll start.

*Inserts 50 cents*"

*Out comes a can with a Dollar Bill in it*

*Inserts the can the Dollar Bill was in*

out pops a DVD player
*puts in his copy of Avalon Cod *sniffle*"

*Out comes a box of tissues with Zane's name on them* ((joke))

*Inserts a lollypop*

Out comes a jolly rancher.

Inserts a steering wheel.

*Out comes a toy car*

*Inserts a fuzzy pickle*

*out comes fuzzy pancakes*

*inserts a clover*

*Out comes Flogging Molly*

*Inserts a red bull*

*Out comes a pair of wings*

*Inserts a purple Tiger*

*out comes Erwin Rommel's shoes*

*inserts a penguin*

*Out comes a stinky fish*

*Inserts the stinky fish*

*out comes the man that had the afro* OMG JIMI HENDRIX!*shot*

*Inserts a bowling ball*

Nothing comes out, but you hear a noise that vaguely resembles thunder. Suddenly, a crash! Must've been a strike!

Unfortunately, while you're reaching into the machine, the bowling ball pops back out again and hits you in the hand. Ouch!

There is a diamond ring in one of the finger holes! Looks like it got stuck in there when the last person was using it.

*carves a pentagram into the front cover of a copy of "Twilight" and inserts it*

This oughta be good.

*out comes a rainbow that rains skittles*

*Inserts a rifle*

*Out comes a Magic Disapperaing Bullet*

*Inserts a can of worms*

*Out comes a ball of flames and the book is burned.*

O_O

*Inserts a pickle.*

*out comes the fuzzy pickle!!!*

*inserts a blimp*

*Out comes the all you can eat buffet.*

Uh...ok....

*Inserts a stick of unlit dynamite.*

*Out comes a lead lined box*

*Inserts a cat toy*

*Out comes a cat nip dealer*

O_o

*Inserts the dealer back*

*Out comes the businessman's ilegal business plans*

*Inserts a pointy stick*