The Awesomest Soft Drink Machine EVER

*Out comes the businessman's ilegal business plans*

*Inserts a pointy stick*

Out comes a blunt pencil

inserts homework

*Out comes a Finals Test*

*Inserts a duel monsters deck*

*The wails of countless souls, souls of the horrifyingly grotesque dysmorphic form of Dane Cook, Martha Stewart, Glen Beck, Oprah Winefry and Kate Holms. bit by bit the hideous form of this terrifying monster oozed out the the drink and coin return slots. The monster of many heads, feet, eyes, mouths but only two arms and hands. The creature shrieked and proceeded forward*

"Oh Miiiiikkkkkeeeee."

*inserts a shamwow*

*Out comes a Blue-Eyes Shinning Dragon*

*Inserts the field spell A Legendary Ocean*

*Out comes Charybdis*

*inserts mike*

*Out comes a Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator*

*Inserts a rabid wolverine.*

*Out comes the X-men Wolverine*

*Sticks in his foot*

Out comes a bloody stump

Sticks in a bowl of rotten tapioca

*Out comes powerade zero.*

*inputs his family reunion*

Out comes a flying armada of leprechauns astride beaver-tailed babies.

inserts the entire cast of Baywatch nights.

*out comes a beach*

* Puts in a D&D character sheet*

Out comes a pair of dice, awwww... critical fail...

"i just want a can of lemonade!"

*inserts a lemon*

*Out comes a can limeade*

*Inserts his former sickness*

out comes a strawberry flavored flu medicine

Inserts an internet troll

*outcomes troll fat*

*inserts a feather*

*Out comes a Phoenix! WOW!*

*inserts cody furlongs hat*

Nuuuu mah hat!

*Out comes Zanta's Blue jacket*

*Inserts a biscuit*